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12/08/06 |
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her
was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile
turned into a grin, so she moved again!
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what
he had to say for himself.
The man replied, " Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the
bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that
said, ' The Double Mint Twins are Comin ' and I grinned."
“Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan's Liniment will reduce
the swelling', and I had to smile.” Then she placed herself under a deodorant
sign that said, “William’s Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain
myself."
"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, ' Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."
CASE DISMISSED!!"
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