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ontadian |
11/05/06 |
The French painter Louis Burntochre was famous for his portrait paintings of the aristocracy of the times. It was the Marchioness Bignbustez who approached him with a bold request. "Louis, my husband the Marquis is 60 years old next month, and I want to give him a surprise gift of a nude painting of myself ". "Sorry" said Louis "but that kind of painting is just not my style" "Well", said the Marchioness " I will double the fee you charge for a fully clothed painting" "OK then",agreed Louis "Just one thing though, I insist on leaving my socks on, just for somewhere to stick my paint-brushes" |
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