or
Join Now!
|
|
Home/Entertainment/Comedy
|
| Forum |
Ask A Question |
Question Board |
FAQs |
Search |
Return to Question Board
| Question Details |
Asked By |
Asked On |
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM IRAQ IF:
|
hairy |
03/24/03 |
1. someone says electricity and you say HUH?
2. "Vacation" means going to the Dessert.
3. you have ever refered to the "I love my goat" week as real fun.
4. Youv'e found lice in your beard.
5. You have ever said "Man, my ass hurts from that camel saddle.
6. Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 camels waiting to pass a watering hole
7. You know how to make a car bomb.
8. You have never seen your mom's face.
9. You know how to pronounce Fanna
10. Central air is four windows across from each other.
11. Your kids play with boogers from lack of toys.
12. The childrens cartoon "Ali Baba" made you cry. You consider it a documentary.
13. You ever had to stay in because you were sanded in.
14. If your governments missles work on a spread pattern.
15. you have said "War Crimes" 5 times in the same sentence.
16. Traveling coast-to-coast means crossing national borders.
17. You measure distance in years.
18. When giving directions, you refer to "The dead camel."
19. You know that Basra not only exists, but isn't far from Hell.
20. Your year has 2 seasons: Sand and Hot.
21. You have ever refered to your wiveS
22. You know when it has rained because of the smell of sheep.
23. Scratching your ass means you have to lift your dress.
24. You believe that "down south" means Kuwait.
25. You were almost crushed by an american aid package dropped from a plane.
26. YOU ACTUALLY "GET" THESE JOKES.
All in good fun. |
|
Your Options |
Additional Options are only visible when you login! !
|
|
|
|
