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hairy |
02/12/03 |
Y'all should have seen me today! I did a three stooges routine by myself.
I was standing on a roof overhang that we had just installed on a pool house. I was walking down to the other end to get some shingles and when I bent over to pick them up, I lost my balance. Needless to say, I started doing the balance dance (Swinging my arms in a circle and saying ooooohhhhh ccccrrrraaaaapppp.) I reached behind me to grap something and was relieved when I felt something to grab.... For a second until I realized that I had grabbed a shovel we had been using to scrape the old paper off of the roof. The shovel just went with me!
Luckily, there is a pretty soft bed of jasmine at the end of the pool house and I fell in it. It still knocked the air out of me.
There I was laying in the jasmine wheezing like an asthmatic Hog with a shovel laying on top of one leg and under the other. All of a sudden I see my partners face pop out from over the edge of the over hang and he says "I bet that hurt."
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Clarification/Follow-up by Choux on 02/12/03 4:19 pm:
Glad you are OK!
Here is one of mine: I decided I wanted to read some books using a map of the British Isles and a dictionary, but my table was crowded. So, I put a basket by the side of my coffee table and put the reference material in the basket.
In the deep on night, I had to go to the bathroom.
I stepped into the basket and when I started gliding across the living room with my arms windmilling, my black cat, NIck, flew across my path about waist high!! Finally I came to a stop and started laughing uproarishly.
Cordially, Chou
Clarification/Follow-up by tutorjb on 03/04/03 9:25 am:
Dear Hairy,
Thank you for your generous rating and I hope your dad was right. I could sure use some extra help...even just staying upright.
Yours,
Jeff :)
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