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Today's Funny True Story!!!!! Mary_Susan 10/19/07
    Today, my physician visited me, and he had a new assistant, a man with him. Everything went along as usual, and there came a time when the Doctor had to examine under my large breasts and my groin area for a skin condition. He asked Chris to hold a penknife with a light so he could look closely. Everything went along and Chris left with the blood samples and equipment, and the doctor and I said a few pleasant words. I had mentioned to Chris that it was important to like what you do earlier in conversation, and he agreed. He gave me a wink!

    Well, my doctor said that they were short of staff today and that Chris was the husband of the Staff Nurse at a local hospital his practice delt with, and he was filling in!!!!!!!

    lololololol.............I'm still laughing at this!!

    How it pertains to Christianity??

    I told my doctor who is a Christian about my dental problems and he said he had Christian benefactors for their practice, and I can have $300.00 toward my dental needs.

    :):):)

      Clarification/Follow-up by Tempus-Omnia-Revelat on 10/20/07 12:03 am:


      Indeed funny, Mary Sue!

      It also shows that the best part of Christianity is up-front! :)

      Fine to see that your (financial) dental problem seems to sorts itself out partially, if not completely!

      John


      Clarification/Follow-up by Mary_Susan on 10/20/07 12:51 am:
      Honestly, John, in retrospect, it was the funniest situation.........

      ......isn't this how half the porn movies start out???? LOL!!!

      Clarification/Follow-up by Tempus-Omnia-Revelat on 10/20/07 1:10 am:


      Mary Sue

      By holding a penknife with a light to examine large breasts and groin area ?
      I think you're just boasting !!!

      LOL !!!

      John



      Clarification/Follow-up by holly. on 10/20/07 6:07 pm:
      John is so jealous that he doesn't believe it. He has only experienced holding a penknife with a light to examine large breasts and groin area of his wife.

      Take care,
      holly

      Clarification/Follow-up by Tempus-Omnia-Revelat on 10/21/07 4:53 am:

      holly. Jacky (JJD) :

      I'm not jealous. And I have no sexual "hang-up's" like you.

      Clarification/Follow-up by holly. on 10/21/07 12:27 pm:





      Mary Sue, John has lost his libido.


      If Chris is not a medical staff, you can sue the doctor and make a fortune.

      Take care,
      holly

      Clarification/Follow-up by Tempus-Omnia-Revelat on 10/21/07 3:16 pm:

      holly. stated :

      "If Chris is not a medical staff, you can sue the doctor and make a fortune."

      Comments like that show that holly.'s claim of being a (new-born) Christian is a fairytale.
      She is just another insincere Dollar idolizer!

      John


      Clarification/Follow-up by Mary_Susan on 10/21/07 8:43 pm:
      I was wondering about that...he looked like a 60 year old gas station attandent who hasn't quite made a go of his 12 Step Program. When he walked in the door behind my doctor, I thought he was a porter in a wrinkled plaid shirt.

      I imagine he could have some connection to the medical profession..........

      anyway, it was my biggest laugh in a long time..."he's just filling in" LOL!!

 
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