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ATON2 |
02/16/06 |
This just in:
CHENEY SAYS SHOOTING OF FELLOW HUNTER WAS BASED ON FAULTY INTELLIGENCE!!!
"Vice President Dick Cheney revealed today that he shot a fellow hunter while on a quail hunting trip, over the weekend, because he believed the man was the fugitive terror mastermind Ayman al-Zawahiri.
Mr. Cheney acknowledged that the man he sprayed with pellets on Saturday was NOT al-Zawahiri but rather Harry Whittington, a 78-year old millionaire lawyer from Austin, blaming the mix-up on "faulty intelligence".
"I believed I had credible intelligence that al-Zawahiri had inflitrated my hunting party in disguise with the intent of spraying ME with pellets," Mr. Cheney told reporters. "Only after I shot Harry in the face and he shouted: 'Cheney, you bastard', did I realize that this intelligence was faulty."
Moments after Mr. Cheney's assault on Mr. Whittington, Mr. al-Zawahiri appeared in a new videotape broadcast on al-Jezeera to announce that he was uninjured in the Vice President's attack because, in his words; 'I was in Pakistan'.
An aide to the Vice President said he believed that the American people would believe Mr. Cheney's version of events, but added: "If he was going to shoot any of his cronies, right now, it's a shame it wasn't Jack Abramoff."
At the White House, President George W. Bush defended his Vice President's shooting of a fellow hunter, saying that the attack sent "a strong message to terroristst everywhere."
"The message is, if Dick Cheney is willing to shoot an innocent American citizen at point blank range, imagine what he'll do to YOU." Mr. Bush said.
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THE TRUTH WILL OUT, COME HELL OR HIGH WATER :) :) :)
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Clarification/Follow-up by Erewhon on 02/17/06 12:45 am:
http://dickhunt.ytmnd.com/
Helen Highwater
(Assistant to the Veep
Clarification/Follow-up by sarnian on 02/17/06 3:09 am:
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Aton
This spin makes Cheney almost "HUMAN" and Mr.al-Zawahiri's account almost "TRUSTWORTHY".
Was it perhaps written by Karl Rove?
:)
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Clarification/Follow-up by sarnian on 02/17/06 1:51 pm:
I note that Ronnie once more forgot to close the < B > tag : herewith done.
< B >< BR >< BR >
http://dickhunt.ytmnd.com/< BR >< R < br >Helen Highwater< br >(Assistant to the Veep< BR >< BR >
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< B > not closed
< R is incorrect unclosed tag
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Clarification/Follow-up by revdauphinee on 02/17/06 4:28 pm:
you know Aton I never thought of that i believe you are right but no one is ever going to admit it !Would you???? Clarification/Follow-up by ATON2 on 02/17/06 8:35 pm:
Dottie:
I'd never have to admit it, because I would not be caught dead hunting quail - drunk or sober :) :) :)
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