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| I got these from a gal who said they are funny.... |
arcura |
11/18/05 |
Do you think any are funny?
If so what ones.
ASIAN PROVERBS
Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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War does not determine who is right;
war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat
house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in
basement.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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