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paraclete |
11/05/06 |
We didn't tell him earlier for the obvious reasons
Bush: woo the alien abductee vote!
Posted by Evan Maloney on Saturday, November 04, 06 at 11:45 pm
According to a study conducted in 2002 by the Roper Center for Public Opinion one in five Americans believes in Alien abductions, while 3.7 million Americans have been abducted by aliens. A potential slice of the swing-voting population in the USA.
My advice to George W. Bush is this: woo the alien abductee vote before the mid-terms, offer free counselling to any person of voting age who has been probed by an alien in the middle of the night and there’s a good chance that both the Senate and House of Reps will remain in your parties culpable, I mean, capable hands. (Karl Rove’s response to this would probably be: “Waste a time: any American who has been abducted by aliens is without a doubt already a hard-core Republican voter.")
Yes, there are some questions, too. Does anyone know if there were any UFO sighting before H. G. Wells wrote War of the Worlds? (excluding things like Apollo riding his fiery chariot across the sky) or did people just start to see UFO’s after they had first been imagined by writers?
Secondly, how else might George W Bush woo the voters before the mid-terms? |
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