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New Homeland Security Chief? Itsdb 06/12/06


    "A black bear got more than it bargained for after straying into a family garden in the US state of New Jersey.

    The unwelcome intruder was forced up a tree - twice - by the family pet, a tabby cat called Jack..."

    Maybe we should get Jack down on the southern border?

      Clarification/Follow-up by Erewhon on 06/12/06 2:52 pm:
      If you are all; that concerned, why not go down south yourself?

      Clarification/Follow-up by Itsdb on 06/12/06 3:12 pm:
      Try to start the week in a lighthearted manner and you show up. Ever seen Debbie Downer on Saturday Night Live???

      Clarification/Follow-up by Erewhon on 06/12/06 3:30 pm:
      I do not watch the programme, but if you have taken her as your model life I can only wish you well, whoever she is.

      Clarification/Follow-up by Itsdb on 06/12/06 3:34 pm:


      Erewhon?

      Clarification/Follow-up by ETWolverine on 06/12/06 5:58 pm:
      Steve,

      PETA = People Everyone Thinks are A$$holes.

      Elliot

      Clarification/Follow-up by Erewhon on 06/12/06 7:26 pm:
      I can only hope, Steve, that you do not look too much like your passport picture, but thank you for sharing it all the same.

      Clarification/Follow-up by Itsdb on 06/12/06 7:41 pm:
      Oh, you wanted to see MY passport pic instead of yours? Gotcha, here it is:

      Clarification/Follow-up by Erewhon on 06/12/06 7:44 pm:
      You have them confused. See how easy it is when you rise at every ripple?

      I have less hair now, but otherwise still a good likeness of me. My leather jacket still looks like new, which is more than can be said for your permanent wave!

      Clarification/Follow-up by Itsdb on 06/12/06 7:56 pm:
      I did come across this earlier shot of you when you had more hair:

      Clarification/Follow-up by Erewhon on 06/12/06 9:50 pm:
      Keep trying - I'll let you know when you strike oil!

      Clarification/Follow-up by powderpuff on 06/12/06 11:20 pm:

      ROFLOL!!!! Thanks guys!

      Clarification/Follow-up by powderpuff on 06/12/06 11:22 pm:

      Steve, you are way cooler than I imagined, or is that you Ronnie?

      Clarification/Follow-up by sissypants on 06/12/06 11:27 pm:
      you guys are too funny! i read that story yesterday LOL!!!!!

      Clarification/Follow-up by Itsdb on 06/13/06 12:05 am:
      Sissypants, don't let the conservative thing fool ya, I am WAY cool. :)

      Clarification/Follow-up by kindj on 06/13/06 10:39 pm:
      Hey, I belong to PETA---well, my version of it at least:

      "People Eating Tasty Animals"

      Clarification/Follow-up by Itsdb on 06/13/06 10:43 pm:
      Oh yeah, I'm thinkin' some tasty brisket would be good right now...

 
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