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Oil excon 05/24/06

    Hello:

    A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

    Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.

    The reasons for that is purely geographical. You see, our OIL is located in Alaska, California,
    Oklahoma, Texas, Utah and Wyoming.

    Our DIPSTICKS, however, are located in Washington, D.C.

    excon

      Clarification/Follow-up by jackreade on 05/24/06 11:49 pm:
      Dudes, it is a sarcastic joke.

      Clarification/Follow-up by Fritzella on 05/24/06 11:53 pm:
      That's right, jack, the remark about invading Canada was a joke. Thanks for telling the "dudes" who misunderstood.

      Fritzella

 
Summary of Answers Received Answered On Answered By Average Rating
1. I beg your pardon, some of OUR dipsticks are located in Aust...
05/24/06 ItsdbExcellent or Above Average Answer
2. Western Canada has a ton of oil just sitting there under the...
05/24/06 FritzellaExcellent or Above Average Answer
3. And you can't check the dipsticks if you don't have an...
05/25/06 captainoutrageousExcellent or Above Average Answer
4. LOL true . ...
05/25/06 tomder55Excellent or Above Average Answer
5. A nice play on words. But too close to the truth....
05/25/06 drgadeExcellent or Above Average Answer
6. LOL!!! And on the same subject: If progress means to move ...
05/25/06 ETWolverineExcellent or Above Average Answer
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