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Medicare excon 12/14/05

    Hello experts:

    If you're on medicare and your hand doesn't work too well, your drugs are covered. However, if your penis doesn't work too well, those drugs are not.

    What is the difference between your hand and your penis?

    excon

      Clarification/Follow-up by excon on 12/14/05 10:57 am:

      Hello tom:

      I go to the doctor when a part of my body isn't working too well. Whatever I do with that part isn't the doctors (or the governments business)!

      I want the doctor to fix it and the government to pay for it, like they do any medicine!

      What? They're not going to treat blindness because you can watch porn? What if they think my hand is involved in sexual acts (which it never is).

      excon

      Clarification/Follow-up by tomder55 on 12/14/05 12:18 pm:
      bottom line . we are creaping towards socialized medicine with all it's so called benefits and disadvantages . One of the disadvantages is rationing and making tough decisions about what type of care gets provided. Get used to it ,and if you support the concept then don't complain. Be thankful they have restricted it to medicine so far .People in other countries are denied operations . Tell me a good reason why a taxpayer has to subsidize a stiffy ?

      Clarification/Follow-up by excon on 12/14/05 12:47 pm:

      Hello again, tom:

      I suspect your opinion will change, commensurate with the direction of your erection.

      excon

      Clarification/Follow-up by tomder55 on 12/14/05 1:14 pm:
      my point is that you aint seen nothing yet if you think that is the only care service that will be denied when it is coming out of the public budget. In England they have been denying care for years while in this country it is a relatively new phenomenon ;but it will become more urgent as the baby boomer population ages . Tough choices are going to be made and the least of the concerns will be the sex life of a geezer.

      Clarification/Follow-up by kindj on 12/14/05 2:34 pm:
      Well, that's true. He can't. I guess I should say I don't really know, as he's never had to dig out of one.





      He just freakin' EXPLODES the bag and roars out with all his fury!!!!

      DK

      Clarification/Follow-up by purplewings on 12/14/05 4:41 pm:
      Hopefully we won't be invited over for a clam dinner anytime soon...... ;D

      Clarification/Follow-up by sapphire630 on 12/14/05 6:57 pm:
      Not that kind!!!

      Clarification/Follow-up by itaks2tano on 12/20/05 12:09 pm:
      Medicare doesn't cover doctor visits for my bad eye site or prescription eye glasses and visits to the dentist either so add those to your PP {penis problems} list of things not covered

 
Summary of Answers Received Answered On Answered By Average Rating
1. there's a joke in there somewhere. the last I heard
12/14/05 tomder55Excellent or Above Average Answer
2. I believe that the difference is rather obvious to all....
12/14/05 drgadeExcellent or Above Average Answer
3. LOL How do you think up these questions? As for me, I have...
12/14/05 purplewingsExcellent or Above Average Answer
4. For the record, I do NOT want to go on a clam dig with you.....
12/14/05 kindjExcellent or Above Average Answer
5. I never shake hands with a man because of the very confusion...
12/14/05 ChouxExcellent or Above Average Answer
6. Forget the hand/p****; Go for an abortion instead that will ...
12/14/05 sapphire630Excellent or Above Average Answer
7. It's a question of medical necessity vs. something that i...
12/15/05 ETWolverineExcellent or Above Average Answer
8. Hmmmmm, Having some problems are you? "If you're on...
12/18/05 itaks2tanoExcellent or Above Average Answer
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