Clarification/Follow-up by purplewings on 04/29/05 8:41 am:
Excon:
I think she's a crook because she admitted she had made the story up. After all, she knows herself better than anyone else does, doesn't she?
Clarification/Follow-up by tomder55 on 04/29/05 12:18 pm:
here is the inside scoop :
After investigating how part of a human finger wound up in a bowl of Wendy's chili, Las Vegas police said they had finally found its original owner.
"The owner of the missing finger which Anna Ayala claimed to have found in her chili, was none other than - Anna Ayala", an information officer for LVMPD announced at a press conference.
Embarrassed investigators had no immediate answers as to why it took them a month to figure out that it was actually her own finger that she bit into.
A spokesman for Ohio based Wendy's was quoted as saying, "You know, I guess we just never put two and two together. She sat right across from me at my desk, saying she found a finger in her chili - Wearing a big bandage on what was left of one of her fingers. I asked her about the injury, just to be nice and make small talk, but she said she lost it due to a disagreement with a local bookie."
Ayala, 39, was recently arrested in Las Vegas and booked on charges of attempted Grand Larceny. An officer speaking on condition of anonymity said, "We really didn't have any clue. It kind of came up as a joke in the break room, like - What if it's HER finger? At first we all laughed, but then slowly stopped and ran out of the room to go check it out. And sure enough - The finger fit like a missing jigsaw puzzle piece."
The incident comes in an apparent long line of lawsuits from Ayala against restaurants, according to the San Jose based lawyer who originally took her case against Wendy's. "I dropped her as a client once I found that she's been 'finding' things in her food all over the country. Everything from hair to bowel movements. She's an ugly piece of garbage, but you gotta give her an A for effort."
what ? this is only satire ????? ....nevermind .