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I got these from a gal who said they are funny....	arcura	11/18/05
Do you think any are funny? If so what ones. ASIAN PROVERBS Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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madima		11/19/05
Man with one chopstick go hungry? Nope, he can still skewer the food with one chopstick or eat with his bare hands. I've done that myself when the waiters (who don't understand English) would not give me spoon and fork in the Asian countries I travel in! Somehow, I have not learned to eat deftly with chopsticks up to now! :=) War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left. Now, this is one that I really agree with! :=) Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Aaah! That's true! :=) I like these, too! :=) Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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